Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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