i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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