"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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