Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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