dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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