so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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