but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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