shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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