so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
