i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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