No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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