hell yes lets make some ravioli
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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