My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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