Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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