Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
they need to just BURY HIM!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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