I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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