Just fell off a train. Bad.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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