She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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