It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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