I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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