Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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