Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
