What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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