i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i will never coherently bang her
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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