i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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