glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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