He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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