He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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