I heard we made out
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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