Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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