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(773): View more from Illinois

Right on... I dropped my chapstick

(269): View more from Michigan

I blacked out

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(248): View more from Michigan

Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!

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(770): View more from Georgia

Dude, I just rear-ended a cab

(404): View more from Georgia

Are you drunk?

(770): View more from Georgia

A little...yes

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Run!

(770): View more from Georgia

Terrible brother advice.

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(518): View more from New York

True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.

(1-518): View more from New York

True? Did she teach you things?

(518): View more from New York

She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."

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(703): View more from Virginia

fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.

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(614): View more from Ohio

you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call

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(316): View more from Kansas

I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”

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