i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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