she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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