I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
honey bunches of taint.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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