it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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