why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize