plz talk dirty to me
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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