to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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