i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Randomize