Sry I called you an 8
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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