wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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