but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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