your thong is hanging out like whoa
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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