Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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