i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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