I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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