Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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