There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy