We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories