Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.