I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I still have a little drunk in my system
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Randomize