It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
