at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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