I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
