You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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