Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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